Following on MJADS concerning poems from childhood thought these would interest you guys.

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad...
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

6 Tattooed my Soul:

M Junaid said...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water

jack pulled out his big and hairy,

jill said,"what a whopper"

Zahira said...

i knew this would appeal to your tastes juns lol

Ruby :) said...

hahaha ... very funny, thanks..

Lady said...


mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon
the thousand volts went up its ass
and turned it wool to nylon


shakira said...

needed a giggle lol

Mukhtar Ahmad Khan said...

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of paani.. jack fell down and broke his crown and jill screamed for naani

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