Wishes
A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such anexemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said thewife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the QueenMary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will nevercome again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is awish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said thewife.
The fairy waved her magic wand and poof! - two tickets for the QueenMary II luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said:"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will nevercome again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
Both the wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is awish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of the story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember that fairies are female.
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3 Tattooed my Soul:
That is Such a Girly Post :P
haha,
Peace,
M.
total girly post - reminds me of curret feminist movements - whine and bitch and protest march all you want, the food better be on the table when i get home :)
sincerely
male chauvinist pig
at least, thats what i think they will say
Hey Mo-> I AM a GAL lol not like pple notice since i'm soccer and car and bike obsessed but i am :)
hey MJAD-> you r such a male and I do have my moments k lol feminism and lotsa uda stuf is al me heheh
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