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Letter to a mailbox...

ASSALAMU ALEYKON WARAMOTON LAHI WABARAKATON.

DEAR FRIEND.
YOU DONT KNOW ME AND I DONT KNOW YOU BUT I BELEIVE YOU ARE A MUSLIM AND WITH THAT WE ARE FAMILY.
I BELEIVE YOU WILL FEAR ALLAH AND FEAR THE PUNISHMENT OF THE GRAVE.
YOU KNOW ONES WHO PROMISE AND FAIL HAVE A GREAT PUNISHMENT FROM ALLAH AND HE WILL BE PUNISH IN THIS LIFE AND IN HEAVEN.
I WANT TO EXPOSE ONE SECRET TO YOU AND THIS SECRET I WANT YOU AND ME WITH THE POORS ONE TO BENEFIT FROM THIS SECRET BUT I WILL NOT TELL YOU ALL THE DETAILS BY NOW UNTILL YOU HAVE A PROMISE WITH ME THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME.
LET ME JUST BRIEF YOU

I WORK WITH THE UNICEF AND AM ONE OF THE DIRECTOR IN HIGHER POST THERE.
LAST 2007 THERE IS A BROTHER CONTRACTOR FROM EYGPT.HE WAS APPROVED A CONTRACT OF 31MILLION US DOLLAR UNDER A PROGRAMM SPONSORED BY PTF AND WFP UNDER OUR OFFICE UNICEF.
HE EXECUTE THIS CONTRACT SUCCESFULLY BUT ALONG THE EXECUTION OF THIS CONTRACT HE WAS DOWN OF HEART DIEASSES AND HE DIED BUT NO ONE KNOW EXPECT ME BECAUSE WHEN HE WAS IN HOSPITAL HE CALL ME AND WHEN HE DIED THE DOCTOR CALL ME BECAUSE WE ARE GOOD FRIENDS.

HE DID NOT GIVE ME HIS FAMILY ADDRESS AND ALL MY EFFORT TO FIND HIS FAMILY WAS IN FUTILE.
NOW IF HE DID NOT APPEAR TO HAVE HIS MONEY WITH US BEFORE 18TH OF FEBUARY 2008HIS CHEQUE WILL BE EXPIRED BECAUSE HE SUPPOSE TO HAVE COLLECT HIS CHEQUE SINCE 6MONTHS AGO BUT SINCE HE WAS SICK HE CAN MAKE IT UP.INALILAHI WAINA ROJUNA.
MAY ALLAH PUT IN IN RIGHT PATH.

NOW NOONE KNOW THAT HE HAVE DIED AND HIS CONTRACT PROFILE IS WITH ME AND IN HIS CONTRACT PROFILE HE WAS A PATNERSHIP BUSSINESS ALTHOUGH HE IS ALONE
I CAN DO ALL THE POSSIBLE BEST TO SEE YOU CLAIM THIS MONEY AS YOURS.AND IT WILL BE EASY BECAUSE YOU WILL CLAIM TO BE THE PATNER OF THIS LATE BROTHER.
IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A GUNRATEE OF TRUST THAT YOU WILL NOT BETRAY ME THEN I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE DETAILS.
IF YOU HAVE INTEREST CONTACT ME AT THIS EMAIL BELOW


THEN I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE FULL DETAILS.
EL HAJID ABDUKARIM HAMID



Now its not unusual for me to get wierd emails but this took the bloody hook, line and sinker. For one he supposedly is a good muslim individual (as i am slightly unaware if he is mail or using a psuedonym) why should he concot a scheme as this one...is it not defeating the Islamic institute he feels part of...then again i have no idea what is really being asked...




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Mathematical Formula for a girl....:)


no its not insane...i got curly hair and i like straight hair...a ghdcosts R1500....why must i pay to "burn" my hair and going to the salon costs R100 a week x 52 weeks = 5200.00.....so its not insane .....even if have to go for a function , i don't have to go salon, just wash and go....how convenient....for 365 days ....costs R 3.28/day....a pack of cigarettes costs +/- R19.00...so if acid/arshad buys a pack every 2/3 days= +/- R 3467.50 = 288% insane if i am "insane"....and if they buy a pack a day then they get more insane.....;-))
*btw she spent 1200 (i think on her hair yday lol)
This insane mathematical formula was developed by the gorgeous Moh...she who argues the need of visiting the hair salon once a year :) Moh i understand thanks but still I wouldn't need to lol my hair is too straight, but for others of the female species i believe you should take Moh up on her formula lol

any way on a bit of an arb note...like wtf is Maroon5 thinking...yes R you can kill me later if you like but their new song reminds me totally of Backstreet Boys and N'Sync.
They gone from awesome (I own their cd) to totally pop bubble gum vomit inducing music....Yah sure the tune is catchy yah def it will stick in my head after a while but please somebody save them from themselves. Okay fine i'll wait till i hear their whole album but honestly if its more of this stuf *Zahira vomits*...then i'm def not investing in their cd...def not worth it.
*Zahira gives R death stares...* Don't even try killing me R you know I can take you down with my little finger lol

*ME EVIL*EFG* l__l

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